Monday, 31 March 2008

Waynes World

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"Is it really that bad? Yes, Way..."
Game: Wayne's world
Console: Sega Genesis, SNES
Release date:
Worlds worst video games score: 2.7
Known scores: Game informer 1, 1UP user rating F
Review:
This game actually pisses me off. For example there are times when you hit the jump correctly but you still fail and die. The game also has f**k all to do with the movie. So lets talk thorugh the game. The game opens with the Waynes World theme. At this point it seems cool. So it jumps straight to a cutscene. Now where the f**k is the menu? Nope this game isn't even worthy of a menu! We then cut to, well a cut scene. This introduces us to the plot. To begin with they count 10 crappy games (come to think of it why isn't Wayne's world on there?), then they say they got sucked into a video game (ahem, think the Simpson's game). So I'm guessing it then goes to a flashback. So, to begin with you play as Wayne running around a music store with a giant head. The background never really changes so its difficult to tell how far you have left to go. So your primary weapon is your guitar it fires these weird blue things. You might think, hey at least it shoots straight well this sucks since your enemies can shoot up and down, well the walking cymbals can anyway. At least they changed the music, its certaintly not the best and it gets annonying after a while because it just keeps looping but its different from the title. Now the graphics for the time aren't too bad but it just reiterates that good graphics don't make a good game but in fact a shit one. Then theres the drums you jump on there a bitch. You normally fire off in the wrong direction for a start. So, come to think of it theres red splodgy things, walking cymbols, and accordions that punch you, its a pretty fucked up music store. The damn game is pretty hard too, you take 5 hits and you die and you will take hits because the enemies take too long to die and you have to be stood directly in front of them to hit them. Then when you die no matter where you are you have to start from the beginning. This game will turn you angry with frustration, Games are supposed to be fun! Wayne's world is "NOT" fun! Overall avoid this game. The movie was good but the game as AVGN would say "sucked ass". And as Wayne and Garth would say. "This game is not f**king worthy of your time"
Pros:
Graphics are good for the time
Cons:
Repetitive
Poor gameplay
Extremly frustrating
Another crappy movie tie-in
More Info:
The game was also released on Gameboy. The game was based on the Wayne's world movie which was in fact based on a popular comedy sketch from Saturday night live.
Screenshot(s):
In-Game

Original Genesis Cover

Gameplay video:

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Sunday, 30 March 2008

Weekly Online Game #1 - The Library Game

We can't actually believe this game was made. You play as a libarian putting books on the right shelves. Sounds fun, huh? Try it out for yourself!
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FEATURE: 5 Worst Video Games of March 2008

The 5 Worst Video Games of March 2008 (in reverse order)
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5.Wild Arms XF (PSP)-
With poor mission design and a cliche driven plot it makes this game one to miss.
4.Viking battle for Asgard (XBOX 360, PS3)-
No replayability, poor story, graphics and sound.
3.Eco Creatures: Save the forest (DS)-
Has poor mulitplayer, frustrating controls and repetitive gameplay.
2.Samurai Warriors 2: Xtreme legends(PS2, XBOX 360)
More mindless button bashing and repetitive gameplay and sound.
WORST VIDEOGAME OF MARCH 2008
1.Turning points: fall of liberty (XBOX 360, PS3)-
Poor plot, poor framerate, Poor combat system and even ugly animations!

Thursday, 27 March 2008

The great Waldo search

Game: The great Waldo search
Console: Sega Genesis (aka Sega Megadrive), it was also released on SNES
Release date: 1992
World's worst video games score: 1.7
Known scores: IGN reader average 3.9
Review: When at the main menu you notice three modes. Normal which is in fact super easy, expert and a picture of waldo. I have no idea what that picture means or what that mode is. So you click normal mode have a quick glance through the levels and guess what. There are only 4 levels which I completed in the gameplay video below in about 5 minutes. The gameplay is absymal its a simple point and click adventure which follows the same pattern of the original book, in fact this is an interactive version of the book. The only game you get to play is Waldo's dogs mini game. It gets even worse. You play as the dog moving up and down to collect as many bones as possibles. Thats it. Theres no bad guy chasing you, no finding waldo, just a dog on a flyng carpet! On each level the mini game is exactly the same and I mean exactly same! Replayability is dead and reptitivness is now on a high score. Back to the main game you fnd clocks which I presume is for time, slver blocks with numbers in them which again I presume is extra points and you also search for waldo and his dog. In addition to this you search for clues but clues for what I have no idea? So you complete the 4 levels and it brings you back to the main menu and if you select normal again there are NO extra levels to unlock or anything. So it's time to try the mysterious picture of Waldo mode (which turns out is the 5th and final level). There are no clocks, no silver blocks or clues. This is simply a picture in which everyone is dressed as Waldo. There are NO instructions on what to do nor do I recall been told what to look for, so I paniced and clicked everything and still managed to get points. This game is pure crap. Its a complete worst of time. You'd have to be a die hard fan to have fun and I doubt there are many of those! Where's Waldo? Where's the nearest trash can more like! Also for some reason the game has a delated reaction. For example in the gameplay video at the end the game randomly says "man with three legs". I mean wtf? Since when do men have 3 legs? If games alter our behaviour will little kids walk down the street, grab a magnify glass and stare at everyone with three legs? This game is even patronising for kids!
Seriously if your intent on more Waldo then stick to the books.
Pros:
I never have to find Waldo again!
Cons:
He's still hiding!
More info:
Waldo's original name was Wally, but the name Waldo sold a lot more in America which literally killed poor Wally.
Waldo's dog is called Woof- How original!
Screenshots:
In level screenshot

Original Sega Genesis Cover

Gameplay Video:

Extra Video(s)
Where's Waldo Tv Intro Theme

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Wednesday, 26 March 2008

Weekly World's Worst Video Games MP3 download no.1

Welcome to the first of we hope many weekly mp3 download! Each week we'll take tracks for the worst games ever made and give them to you for your downloading pleasure!
Don't forget to check out top 10 worst game soundtracks in the post directly below ;)

This track is from Rare's Conker: Bad Fur Day. The track is entitled Poo Cabin and you can debate whether the track is amusing or plain crude and bad! Leave a comment with your rating!
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FEATURE: 11 of the worst game soundtracks.

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Hello guys, first off thanks for been here and enjoy this countdown of the 11 worst ever game tracks! ;)
11. Adventures of Lolo (It does make you feel happy!)

10. LED storm - In game music

9. Diablo - Hell (In places this sounds like a dog panting!)

8. A Bug's life - City level (extremly corny)

7. Back to to the future III title theme

6. Street fighter 3 - Let's get it on

5. Crazy Taxi 3 - Track 16 (When Sega do metal!)

4. Pacman Fever - Pacman Fever

3. Cruis'n USA - Cruis'n USA

2. Player Select - Marvel VS Capcom 2

1. The DK rap - Donkey Kong